You are so aggravating,
Don’t you know what you are good for?
Stop acting so high and mighty,
If it wasn’t for us, you’d be on the floor
Probably somewhere hanging alone,
Wishing for dirty work.
Only can’t because you’re so flimsy,
Hoe, you need some rework
Stopping being so cheap,
And do a proper job.
It’s so frustrating trying to get anything done,
I got blisters that painfully throb.
Just break it up
And get rid of the weed.
Help me with this garden,
Then I’ll forgive you for this good deed.
Stupid garden hoe…. I think it’s time to go to Home Depot