When was the last time your walked away from a discussion, only to think of The Perfect Comeback hours later? Recreate the scene for us, and use your winning line.
He told me I needed a degree, a career,
My own place and be friends with his exs to be his wife.
After an hour long silence, I wish I had said,
“You need a Masters in Gentleman, not Asshole, to be in my life.”