Want to earn a lot of friends? Open a business. Now expect to hear from people outside of your social group, i.e. high school friends, distant relatives, old work buddies, and even that one person, who you only met twice your whole life, will come walking in like you two have been friends forever. Isn’t it …
Fun four-day weekend Regain lost ability To wake up early
Procrastination The things that need to be done Are boring as hell
A girl’s hairstyle Can be easily ruined Unruly cowlicks
A young couple are cuddling together on the couch and watching some late night TV shows when suddenly the boyfriend’s stomach growls. “Baby,” he says, “Do you love me?” “Yes I do.” She replies. “If you truly love me, you’d make me a sandwich.” The girlfriend nonchalantly asks him, “Do you love me?” “Yes I …
The things I value Never want to miss or lose Thank you DVR
Click, click.. shake.. click click Gosh darn it, I know there’s lead CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!
Singing to your jam Happy, loud, fake microphone Driver seat concert
Complex decision A week passed and oneself asks Is the bread still good?
Most strong, loving men Protect their girl from anything Weak against spiders