Want to earn a lot of friends? Open a business. Now expect to hear from people outside of your social group, i.e. high school friends, distant relatives, old work buddies, and even that one person, who you only met twice your whole life, will come walking in like you two have been friends forever. Isn’t it … Continue reading
Tag Archives: truth
Just Five More Minutes….
Fun four-day weekend Regain lost ability To wake up early Continue reading
I Don’t Wanna
Procrastination The things that need to be done Are boring as hell Continue reading
Stop Licking Me, Cow!
A girl’s hairstyle Can be easily ruined Unruly cowlicks Continue reading
Make Your Own Damn Sandwich
A young couple are cuddling together on the couch and watching some late night TV shows when suddenly the boyfriend’s stomach growls. “Baby,” he says, “Do you love me?” “Yes I do.” She replies. “If you truly love me, you’d make me a sandwich.” The girlfriend nonchalantly asks him, “Do you love me?” “Yes I … Continue reading
You Bring A New Meaning To Second Chances
The things I value Never want to miss or lose Thank you DVR Continue reading
Mechanically Challenged
Click, click.. shake.. click click Gosh darn it, I know there’s lead CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! Continue reading
As Long As They Don’t Hear Me, We’re Cool
Singing to your jam Happy, loud, fake microphone Driver seat concert Continue reading
To Wheat or Not To Wheat
Complex decision A week passed and oneself asks Is the bread still good? Continue reading
Thank Goodness For Spiderman
Most strong, loving men Protect their girl from anything Weak against spiders Continue reading