That Moment I Wish The Fire Alarm Went Off

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Don’t Mess With My Emotions, Woman!

“We’re pregnant!” the phone screams. I nearly crash the car into a ditch “We..We’re pregnant?” I stutter My right eye begins to twitch “Yes!” The wife says ecstatically “I’ve been dying to have more babies.” My heart sinks to into my stomach I barely swerve away from some trees. “We can talk more when you … Continue reading →

I’ll Give It To You Straight

When packing for a trip, everyone makes sure to collect their essentials and other items used on the daily basis. Most, if not all, of the hygienic stuff are bagged up. Favorite outfits, shoes, underwear, hats, bra, etc. are also added, either neatly folded or crammed in there. Then there is the one item to … Continue reading →

I’m Going To Imagine That Didn’t Happen

It’s an early afternoon and I’m craving a snack. Particularly a Danish from the local bakery. I arrive to see that there are only a handful of customers inside. One of them being a girl with long blonde hair and is facing the register. She is wearing a loose pink tank-top and her skinny jeans … Continue reading →

The Business of Helping Others

Daily Prompt: Blogger With a Cause We, the people, are growing And need money to survive. I’d assist in creating more jobs By helping businesses revive. I’ve studied the economy, Financial and cost accounting. I’m experienced in management, Promotions, and advertising. I want to help store owners Revamp their public appearance, Build a new business … Continue reading →

Just Five More Minutes….

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Nerd-tastic Weekend Ahead

My inner nerd is famished. Thank goodness DragonCon is here. People in costumes, panels full of famous sci-fi actors, and tons of geeky merchandise I wish I could afford. Therefore, I’ll be MIA from WordPress for a bit. Mr. Richard Gatsby and I will be spending in Atlanta. Toodle-loo, friends! 🙂 Continue reading →

It’s Not A Hard-Knock, But An Awesome-Knock Life

“And here she is, Molly, Our main attraction. Glenn Miller start playing. Okay, ready, set, action!” I decided to star myself Always wanted to be a celebrity. Kellan Lutz plays my boyfriend Oh my gosh he’s so sexy. My life would be a musical I’d live singing and dancing While I’m getting dressed I’m going … Continue reading →

I’d Sacrifice My Gut For You

As of today, I’m awarding myself The Best Table Manners Award for drinking the one type of juice I absolutely detest out of politeness. I was hanging out with a friend of mine at her place and I asked her if she had anything I could drink. She asked if I like orange juice and … Continue reading →

Sharing Is Caring But Being A Copy Cat Is Different

Once upon a time, there was an annual festival for high school students called prom. A girl I started hanging out with during lunch time asked me what type of dress I was considering to get. First! A little bit of background on her: she was well-known for having a new best friend every month … Continue reading →